Terms of Service

🧾 Terms of Service - Grandma Beauty

Last updated: May 18, 2025

Welcome to Grandma Beauty - a place of good skincare, honest terms, and just a little sass.

By visiting our website or purchasing something from us, you agree to be bound by the following Terms of Service (“Terms”). If you don’t agree - that’s okay, but you’ll miss out on the glow.

1. Overview

This website is operated by GRANDMA BEAUTY.
Throughout the site, the terms “we”, “us” and “our” refer to Grandma Beauty.
These Terms apply to all users of the site - including browsers, customers, merchants, and contributors.

2. Use of the Site

By using our Site, you agree not to:

  • Violate any laws (local, state, federal, or international)

  • Transmit malware, spam, or unauthorized promotions

  • Use our content or services for unauthorized commercial purposes

Violation of these Terms may result in immediate termination of your access.
Grandma doesn’t play.

3. Accuracy, Completeness & Timeliness

We try our best to keep things current and correct - but sometimes:

  • Typos sneak in

  • Prices glitch

  • Product info gets outdated

We reserve the right to correct such errors at any time - even after an order is submitted.

4. Products, Pricing & Availability

  • Prices may change without notice

  • We reserve the right to limit quantities

  • We may discontinue or update products at any time

  • We may cancel suspicious orders

If something changes, we’ll notify you - faster than Grandma burns her cookies.

5. Billing & Account Info

By ordering, you agree to:

  • Provide current, complete, and accurate billing and shipping info

  • Avoid fraud, identity theft, or chargeback abuse

  • Not impersonate others (unless it’s Halloween)

Shady behavior may result in cancelled orders and a revoked skincare blessing.

6. Shipping & Returns

Your use of this site is also governed by our:

  • Shipping Policy

  • Return & Refund Policy

These documents are part of these Terms.
The return window is 14 days for eligible items. Please review these policies before placing an order - Grandma insists.

7. Third-Party Tools & Links

We rely on trusted tools like:

  • Shopify

  • Google Analytics

  • Meta (Facebook, Instagram)

  • TikTok Pixel

External links may take you to third-party websites.
We’re not responsible for their content, privacy practices, or pop-up attacks.
Browse wisely - Grandma can’t watch the entire internet.

8. User Comments & Submissions

If you send us:

  • Reviews

  • Comments

  • Photos

  • Ideas or memes

...you grant us permission to use them royalty-free, worldwide, and forever.
No hate, no spam, no cursed energy - that’s the rule.

9. Prohibited Uses

You may not use the Site to:

  • Break any laws

  • Harass or discriminate

  • Hack, phish, or reverse-engineer

  • Pretend to be someone you’re not

Violators will be banned - and may develop inexplicable dry patches.

10. Disclaimer of Warranties

We do not guarantee that our products will:

  • Unlock your inner zen

  • Make your life drama-free

  • Solve your social media obsession

Everything is provided “as is” and “as available”.
Use at your own risk - though we do put care into every item.

11. Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for:

  • Shipping delays or lost packages

  • Skin reactions not caused by product misuse

  • Mercury retrograde or cosmic nonsense

Our liability is limited to the amount you paid for the product - no more, no less.

12. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of Ontario, Canada, where Grandma Beauty is officially registered.

Any disputes will be resolved respectfully - and legally - in the proper jurisdiction.

13. Contact Information

For questions, feedback, or legal matters, contact us at:
📧 Email: support@grandmabeauty.com
⏰ Response time: 24–48 hours, Monday–Saturday